Laughing Through the Dark Times

How to laugh through life's Dark Corners: a Dark Humor blog of life

The Ups and Downs of life

Life comes at you fast, sometimes its great and sometimes its god awful. Well, here we will be laughing at the god awful things that happen and try to make them as funny as possible.

We all know life isn’t easy, the hardest thing to do is to live through the pains and do what T-Swift says; Just shake it off.

Please enjoy the blogs posted below and have fun laughing at my pain!

Have you seen this Jet?

If you have ever had a government job you know that things do not run smoothly. There are many roadblocks and hurdles to jump just to getting the simplest things done.

Now, if you lost a key to a government building, or a key to a government car, you will be scrutinized and will potentially lose your job with a hast. Now what happens when that object that is lost is a multi billion dollar fighter jet?

Well that’s what the current situation is that the government wants you to be on the lookout for an F-35 fighter jet that went missing yesterday evening. It was doing drills when the pilot had to punch out and leave the plane but now that plane is missing.

It was put in Auto Pilot and is now lost. The government can track everything you are doing. All of the money you have and everywhere you go; yet they lose a BILLION dollar war machine over South Carolina! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!

We have find my iPhone on our phones and low-jack on our cars. They never thought to put in a Find my Billion Dollar Jet device on the plane in case it went missing?! Do we not have radar over the United States to find foreign military devices flying over head? First we let a Chinese “weather balloon” fly over a 3rd of the country before shooting it down and now we let a jet just disappear?

On top of this, the government is asking the publics help to find out where the jet is. How the hell are we supposed to find this thing when your advanced radar systems cant find them? Do you want me to hop in my personal plane and scour the skies looking for this? With my luck I would be shot down by the missing F-35.

This whole story is complete lunacy. Losing a BILLION dollar jet with advanced weapons and radars and then asking the publics help to find it? Sleepy Joe and is cohorts need to do better then this. Maybe we can use some of that Alien technology that we have been collecting for decades in order to find the deadly jet that is used to shoot down hot air balloons over North American skies.

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